Who says there is nothing to do on a Tuesday… Can of Beans, the Pluralses, Fuzz SoLow @ Hell Pop Comics
For years I have been using Al Gore as a reminder to my children to turn shit off, “turn off the lights or Al Gore will be pissed”, “You left the TV on, Al Gore is coming to get you”, “Al Gore is gonna be pissed, if he finds out you left your hair straightener on”, “Al Gore has an AK & today was not a good day”…etc. It’s a fun way to remind children that being wasteful is lame!
Sometimes my youngest daughter will tell me, “I hate Al Gore!” & other times she will ask, “Who is Al Gore?” Quite often this leads my wife Bethany* to comment how she voted for Al Gore & because I didn’t, Obama was handed this fucked up economy or some shit. I can hardly be blamed for not voting at the time, I was still very excited about the Tear It Up 7” Havoc Records released & I was drunk as fuck. For the record, I am still excited about that record.
On a recent morning we were about to head out for school, when my youngest daughter walks back towards her room saying to herself, “I know, I know, Al Gore is going to get me if I don’t turn my TV off”.
I sipped on my coffee satisfied that my decision to invest six years harassing my kids with Al Gore has paid off.
*Bethany is James Carville
As a vegetarian I’m not offended by this sticker, because it does me a huge favor, it lets me know without meeting the guy, that this fuckkk probably enjoys vanilla sex, thinks pepper is too spicy, & is reluctantly voting for Mitt “the Dick” Romney because there isn’t a more conservative presidential candidate.
As someone who hates liars, I take offence that this mother fucker has the nerve to suggest to the world that he gives a fuck what Native Americans think or what they call something. Fuck this guy!